Heyyyyyy…. So I’ve been tagged. Mwahahaha.
But, as you probably guessed from the title of this post, I’m gonna be a gigantic wuss and take the easy way out. Meaning I choose Dare.
Ok let me back up…
I was tagged by Clare @ Books, Coffee, and Repeat to do the “ThisIsMyTruthNow” tag. Basically it’s like a game of truth or dare: If you pick truth, you answer the 12 questions in the tag; if you pick dare, then you complete the dare that was given to you by the person who tagged you. (if you want to read all the rules, visit the original post here)
So: I pick dare.
Why? Because, frankly, I like the dare I was given more than I want to answer the questions. There. I said it.
Write a haiku about a book you hate with pure passion.
I don’t like to say that I “hate” any books… but I do kind of hate Girl Online by Zoe Sugg.
I mean COME ON! IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD AND IT WAS AWFUL! Sorry, I’ll save my feelings for the haiku.
Behold: MY HAIKU SKILLS (lol what haiku skills?)
Girl Online is crap
I want to punch this novel
In it’s bookish face.
Now for the important question: Can I tag people to do this?
I mean, I took the easy way out, but I really want to tag people to write a hate-haiku. It was a very therapeutic process.
Since I’m not exactly sure, I’ll leave it at this:
If you wanna join the Hate-Haiku club, then you are tagged.
I know you want tooooooooooooooo 🙂